Does anyone ever want to know any of this stuff?

Why do websurfers want to know about others' goldfishes, girlfriends, fan-club membership and general spotty nerdiness? Does anybody ever really want to know it? I haven't found a stunningly attractive cat yet; the occasional dog doing something a bit odd, though (but I've led a sheltered life). Unfortunately for anyone who's made it this far, I have a massive 256Mb of webspace to fill up and a whole stack of spotty nerdiness (bald fattiness by my age) to inflict on the world. So here goes - massive animated gifs, interminable shockwave animations, Java banners ranging from the slowly pointless to the pointlessly slow. And, oh yes, photos of my nice cuddly cat.
Lucky you.